The physical properties of water.
Plumber: do you think i can cut through the wall?
Me: sure, but the leak is coming from the ceiling.
Plumber: Well then, do you think i can cut through the ceiling?
Me: sure, but then i think all of the water is going to fall on your head.
Plumber: well, what should i do then?
Me: well, that's kind of why they called you in.
Even though I lived right across the street from it for many years, I never went...– Because you can afford a computer and web access, jackass. I also like this bit: “Admittedly, the library is free (thank you Benjamin Franklin for that concept), but the web is also free (at least so far)” Tell that to the child who wears the same shirt to school every day. Whose...
dailymisogyny: Male customer: Can you help me find a book? I’m looking for something like Twilight but headier. Me: Have you ever read Wuthering Heights by Emily Brönte? Male Customer: Sorry, I should have been more specific. By “headier”, I meant “for guys”. Could I interest you in some George Eliot?
In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower
dailymisogyny: Customer after I expressed my opinion on the new translation of Proust’s In Search of Lost Time: “Most ladies your age with long hair don’t read that kind of stuff.” Guys! Follow this tumblr! (just don’t end up on it, jerks.)
John Green's tumblr: Q: I just read an article on... →
fishingboatproceeds: Q: I just read an article on Buzzfeed; in it, Shira Lazar suggests that Vlogbrothers could logically become a paid subscription channel because of the devotion of Nerdfighters. What are your thoughts on this? asked by bramtic (Rebloggable by request.) A. That’s nice of Shira to… John Green gets it more than most people get head colds.
.mattfraction: from Brian K Vaughan, re SAGA 12... →
mattfractionblog: As has hopefully been clear from the first page of our first issue, SAGA is a series for the proverbial “mature reader.” Unfortunately, because of two postage stamp-sized images of gay sex, Apple is banning tomorrow’s SAGA #12 from being sold through any iOS apps. This is a drag, especially… As if i needed another reason to dislike Apple (i held my tongue while typing...
Le papier ne sera jamais mort / Paper is not dead on influencia.net !
doctorwho: laureeenraethompson: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE MAKE GIF SETS THIRTY SECONDS AFTER SOMETHING HAPPENS ON THE TV? Tumblr finally makes sense.
Woman at Harold’s Cooks chicken, fish, fries, and scowls. Skin, be as crispy.
In my opinion, and this is just an opinion, art exists to be shared…so share it....– Hank Green (via wilwheaton)